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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:37 am Post subject: Crazy Stories | |
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After I started working at Lowe's - a man entered a store in our district and attempted to walk out with a large quantity of merchandise without paying for it.
The man had just decided to renovate his house. He decided the cheapest way to do it was to "BUY LOWES" so he called his stock broker and bought several hundred shares of Lowe's stock. The stock broker confirmed that he did own Lowe's so he went to the local store to take home some merchandise. The local store didn't think it was so funny. Neither did the local cops. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:56 am Post subject: | |
| What balls! | |
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| A customer took a dump on our floor some time back. | |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:39 pm Post subject: | |
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On two separate occasions while cleaning out the fitting rooms....
1) some kid took a dump in a Guess t-shirt 2) someone peed on a bunch of clothes Watched a little kid cop a squat under a table. Some woman had a vibrator and got off by herself in a fitting room. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:34 pm Post subject: | |
| Why, why and WHY????? | |
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| Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:17 am Post subject: | |||
It's the magic of Macy's, that's why. 
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:37 am Post subject: | |
| Yesterday, a coworker noticed that the Sailor Mickey plushes talk, and was having difficulty trying to figure out where the button was. He resorted to strangling the poor toy. While he was strangling it, I pushed the button (located in the left hand,) which activated the sound chip. The phrase that came out was "Golly, you're a great friend." Talk about an ironic sense of timing! | |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:24 pm Post subject: | |
| Haha. | |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:09 pm Post subject: | |
This tops it off! I mentioned this on earlier post way back when! Someone tried to commit suicide in the women's dressing room by downing some pills but instead regurgitated her lunch! Luckily paramedics arrived to pump out her stomach but I feel bad for the new employee who had to deal with it ON HER FIRST DAY! 
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| Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:56 pm Post subject: | |
| I feel bad for the LP who had to mark that shirt out of inventory. | |
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Great. We're having problems with the blister pack containing the clock. The plastic isn't staying attached to the cardboard backing, so the clocks are falling out. Which means it's just a matter of time before I start finding broken (okay, shattered) plastic clock parts all over the floor. This is happening all over the store, by the way. OUTSTANDING!!! |
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ouch. cold. very cold. ( i love it tho) |
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Not really especially since you have to count the idiotic customers who put themselves in that situation. Leave the drama at home people before bringing it to Macy's to have the employees deal with it!
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