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Don_Corleone
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Location: Woosta
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 2:15 am Post subject:
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| ALSLMCA wrote: |
| So you think of yourself higher than God? |
ur damn right i do
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ALSLMCA
Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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Location: Somewhere in Alabama
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 3:09 am Post subject:
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My prayers go out to you. I have seen folks much like yourself that 'test' God and He has always put them in a place in their life that makes them totally dependant on HIM - just to prove that He is in control ultimatly of every breath. I hope you have a change in your heart and trust and believe in God.
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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 3:58 am Post subject:
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"Three Proofs That Jesus Was...
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother
2. He had no permanent address
3. Nobody would hire him
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He lived at home until the age of 33
2. He went into his father's business
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CULTIST:
1. He formed his own secret group of 12 followers.
2. He claimed he had special connection to God.
3. On the third day after his death he went up to the spaceship.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IN ADVERTISING
1. He found himself regularly praying for mercy.
2. He liked to make big speeches at supper.
3. He was adamant that even the most whopping sins can be forgiven.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A RASTAFARIAN
1. He was from Babylon.
2. He wore dread locks.
3. His picture is on the zig-zag package.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS GAY:
1. John was his beloved
2. He called all his women friends "Mary"
3. He was truly divine in those spikes that were just to die for!"
taken from www.comedycorner.org
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