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Magnolia
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:43 pm Post subject: What do they wear under those kilts?
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USA#1
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject:
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Say, Mags, have you ever heard of a song called "The Scotsman"? Forgot who sang it but its funny. 
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terminator
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:49 am Post subject:
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Wow, That just ain't right.! 
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trueairspeed
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:26 am Post subject:
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Well I don’t frequent this site as often as I had in the past, but since it was mentioned...
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| Say, Mags, have you ever heard of a song called "The Scotsman"? Forgot who sang it but its funny. |
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ARTIST: Mike Cross
TITLE: The Scotsman
Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o, ring-di-diddley-I-o
Oh, he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt...
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth...
They marveled for a moment then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scots kilt did lift and show...
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
Oh, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize... |
I always liked listening to the Dr. Demento radio show oh so many years ago, you’d always hear interesting and weird songs. 
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USA#1
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:50 am Post subject:
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Thanks True!!!!
We had a DJ down here that used to play it every evening. Always a riot. 
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