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It's been a wild day on the Texas Gulf Coast.
We had major flooding that no one expected. The weather guys said there would be thunderstorms and some "spot" flooding. Yeah. If the spot is a bridge stretching over a bayou that you have to drive over on your way home from work. Safe at home, I tried to make dinner. The package cover for my meal had a little pull tab with the words "Easy Open" printed on it. I had to take a steak knife to get that plastic cover off. This got me thinking about oxymorons: Accurate weather forecast Easy open Jumbo shrimp Military intelligence Friendly fire (Probably coined by someone endowed with military intelligence) Pretty ugly Happily married Job security  Feel free to add your own
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President Bush
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Microsoft Works
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Remember a few years back when Bill Gates was demonstrating the new Windows program and it crashed? Too funny... 
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Rap Music
Working Vacation Stay at home Mom |
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Moral majority
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 !! You need an award for that one, hc !!
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President's intelligence
Or, as it was originally spelled on the other forum -
http://www.retailworker.com/node/29917?page=5 edit/It's the 5th post down from the top of the page. |
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Responsible Government!!
anything with security: job security social security old age security Business Ethics |
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If you work in retail, you eat, sleep, and breathe the ultimate oxymoron:
Loss prevention
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"The Rush Limbaugh Show - Excellence in Broadcasting"
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