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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:01 pm Post subject: | |
I'm hdprodude on the other forum 
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:13 pm Post subject: | |
| Whew...what a day. Got called in early. I need a drink. Wait....I know where the bar is. | |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:14 pm Post subject: | |
| So glad to see you all here. It took me a bit to get in I forgot my original password, but lo and behold I made it. How about we all do pot luck tonight. Make it interesting. I will bring some hot german potato salad. How about the rest of you. It is going to be interesting to see if the Trolls come in here and start trouble what will Happen. Well got things to do just got home from work. Exhausted, as usual no help. | |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject: | |
| No trolls in here. Eh, Slek????? | |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:24 pm Post subject: | |
| Hello all! | |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject: | |
Hi all 
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject: | |
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Ok folks...The bar is OPEN!!!!!!! Who wants a drink?
*wipes down bar and starts the jukebox* |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:33 pm Post subject: | |
| I just want a Dr. Pepper today thanks | |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:59 pm Post subject: | |
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*Slides one Dr Pepper to Contract*
*Plays "Set Em Up Joe" by Vern Gosdin* |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:12 pm Post subject: | |
| wait a minute...Vern gets me all melancholy. | |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:34 pm Post subject: | |||
Who sings this, I like it.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:48 pm Post subject: | |
| looks like Jason Aldean sings it. | |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:55 pm Post subject: | |
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Well my name's John Lee Pettimore
Same as my daddy and his daddy before You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here He only came to town about twice a year He'd buy a hundred pounds of yeast and some copper line Everybody knew that he made moonshine Now the revenue man wanted Grandaddy bad He headed up the holler with everything he had It's before my time but I've been told He never came back from Copperhead Road Now Daddy ran the whiskey in a big block Dodge Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge Johnson County Sheriff painted on the side Just shot a coat of primer then he looked inside Well him and my uncle tore that engine down I still remember that rumblin' sound Well the sheriff came around in the middle of the night Heard mama cryin', knew something wasn't right He was headed down to Knoxville with the weekly load You could smell the whiskey burnin' down Copperhead Road I volunteered for the Army on my birthday They draft the white trash first,'round here anyway I done two tours of duty in Vietnam And I came home with a brand new plan I take the seed from Colombia and Mexico I plant it up the holler down Copperhead Road Well the D.E.A.'s got a chopper in the air I wake up screaming like I'm back over there I learned a thing or two from ol' Charlie don't you know You better stay away from Copperhead Road Copperhead Road Copperhead Road Copperhead Road |
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I was driving thru Georgia in late July
On a day hot enough to make the Devil sigh I saw a homemade sign written in red Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead Well, I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down Took a two lane road to a one horse town There was a party going on when I got there I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some but obey the law If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl When the band started playing the watermelon queen said Let me show you something that you ain't never seen She grabbed me by the arm said come on let's go She dipped down spun around and doe-see-doed She rocked back on her heels dropped down to her knees Crawled across the floor then she jumped back on her feet She wiggled and she giggled beat all you ever saw Said this is how you do the watermelon crawl She said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some but obey the law If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl Well if you're ever down in Georgia round about July If you ain't in a hurry then you oughta stop by I can guarantee that you're gonna have a ball Learning how to do the watermelon crawl Well we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some but obey the law If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl Do the watermelon crawl Have fun you all Do the watermelon crawl |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:19 pm Post subject: | |
| Hey True, I think Contractor is going to fit right in nicely..... | |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:22 pm Post subject: | |
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why thankie
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We were all down at Scruffy's bar
Telling stories if we had one Someone fired the old jukebox up The song sure was a sad one A teardrop rolled down Bubba's nose From the pain the song was inflicting And all at once he jumped to his feet Just like somebody kicked him Bubba shot the juke box last night Said it played a sad song it made him cry Went to his truck and got a forty five Bubba shot the juke box last night Bubba ain't never been accused of being mentality stable So we did not draw an easy breathe Until he laid that colt on the table He hung his head till the cops showed up They dragged him right out of Margie's Told him "Don't play dumb with us, son" "Know damn well what the charge is." Bubba shot the juke box last night Said it played a sad song it made him cry Went to his truck and got a forty five Bubba shot the juke box last night Well, the sheriff arrived with his bathrobe on The confrontation was a tense one Shook his head said, "Bubba Boy," "You was always a dense one." Reckless discharge of a gun That's what the officers are claiming Bubba hollered, "Reckless! Hell!" "I shot just where I was aiming." Bubba shot the juke box last night Said it played a sad song it made him cry Went to his truck and got a forty five Bubba shot the juke box stopped it with one shot Bubba shot the jukebox last night Well he could not tell right from wrong Through the teardrops in his eyes Beyond a shadow of a doubt It was justifiable homicide Bubba shot the juke box stopped it with one shot Bubba shot the jukebox last night |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:25 pm Post subject: | |||
Got my vote. |
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Yep... 
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:02 am Post subject: | |
| Could someone please PM me with the backstory to Mags? Nothing public please. | |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:03 am Post subject: | |
Howdy Tigerlily. I see the party moved here. I'll get the kegs started. 
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:18 am Post subject: | |
| HEY! How how have you been? Aren't you down south? | |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:32 pm Post subject: | |||
Yep. Got the beer and ready for Rita's wrath up where I am. Its windy and cloudy but no rain. 
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USA -
You take care of yourself now, Y'hear? ( Hee, southern reference...) Check in with us ASAP! |
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