Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Posts: 106
Location: Lost In The Stockroom
| Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 9:54 pm Post subject: You might be a DG worker......... | |
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Ok I think it's time fir some humor on this site.
These jokes are read as Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck So here goes......... If you work your ass off all week and get an allowance, you might be a DG worker 
If you consider yourself a pee-on, you might be a DG worker :) Anyone else have any to add 
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Joined: 20 Jan 2004
Posts: 7
Location: FLORIDA
| Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:03 pm Post subject: | |
YOU MIGHT BE A DOLLAR GENERAL EMPLOYEE IF YOU WORK MORE HOURS IN A WEEK THAN YOUR MANAGER WORKS IN MONTH 
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Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Posts: 106
Location: Lost In The Stockroom
| Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:42 pm Post subject: | |
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If the only raise you get is in height when you climb a ladder...
you might be a DG worker |
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Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 7
| Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 5:49 am Post subject: | |
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well, I'm not a DG employee, but I am a FDO employee and I
hear we're pretty similar, so here's a couple: You might be a family dollar employee if you dumpster dance every week. You might be a family dollar employee if you are the only person working today and you do. If you can climb a ladder, put stock on the shelves, recover the entire store and answer the phone while you are ringing sales, you MUST be a family dollar employee. 
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Joined: 04 Feb 2008
Posts: 90
| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject: | |
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I am a Lowes employee. It goes like this:
Your are a Lowes employee or ASSociate if: you dry your hands in the restroom with toilet paper since the company took away the paper towels your IQ is lower than 10 the only raise you get is your managers boot up your butt! you think hot dogs and hamburgers, poor ones at that, are a bonus. your co-workers are Moe, Larry and Curly you have a major criminal record you are in management and your sister is your wife |
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